
Paul asks…
guys: boobs or butt?
which are you attracted to most?
big/medium/small breasts?
big/med/small asses?
AND
an equally important question:
just how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie roll pop?
(i dont know if i can trust that owl to tell me the truth anymore…)
cheers.
sleepless monday nights ftw.

admin answers:
YOU!! Sorry couldn’t help it. Um I dont care really…u can be flat with a pretty face and I’m game. I care mostly about face, smile, and personality really.

Ken asks…
Another Dream Interpretation?
Okay for a while now I have been incredibly sexually attracted to ….. Dare I say it ….. Pee Wee Herman. I know I know okay so anyway I have wanted to have a dream about him for a long time but of course I can’t control my dreams.But last night I finally did but it was weird….Okay here goes.
I’m in a space ship in space with some pilot and my best friend(who doesn’t like pee wee the way I do) and we go around the universe looking at these magnificent things gorgeous beautiful stuff anyway we land on a planet with a forest on it and there are A LOT of leaves on the ground so me and my friend climb up on this thing (the pilot left somewhere ) so we see this house (its my dad’s house I live with my grandma) SO we go in and pee wee is in there and of all things we play poker.After a while an owl comes and he plays poker with us off and on.Eventually Pee Wee said to the owl “You can have some of my blood.” the owl said “Are you sure your okay with it?” so the owl sucked blood from Pee Wee’s neck. It left this large pimple thing that went away after a while.(I hate vampires they don’t turn me on!) So later I say to to Pee Wee (these are the first words I have said to him) I say “You can suck blood from me.” he says no at first but I insist and he does it on my arm (I’m getting turned on just thinking about it. Vampires only turn me on if Pee Wee is the vampire) So it leaves two little holes where he sucked the blood and it’s a little bloody and I make sure nothing touches my arm and I’m on cloud nine right now cause Pee Wee Herman just F***ing touched me let alone sucked my arm. so a little bit later I leave (my friend doesn’t know he did this) and I leave the front door and I’m on my street but I don’t seem to notice so I start to walk across the street and a voice says “Great cousins Lyndsay’s gone bifocal.”(I guess the voice says this cause in the back of my mind I have a weird thought like “great captain obvious has gone bilingual” that is one of my actual thoughts ) oh I forgot before I left the house I got on the porch and there was snow and I got on my back and spun because I was so happy and he looked at me like I was weird. Back to where I was.Okay I was crossing the street and I saw my cousins she is wearing bifocals and a voice says “Great cousin Lyndsay’s gone bifocal” I ignore the voice and she crosses the street with me to my grandma’s house we go inside and my best friend is in there and my cousin says “I can see!” and points to things and says what they are (it really does get quite annoying) so my best friend says “Whats that?” and points to my arm and I blush and try to hide it and she says “No let me see!” so she see’s it and says “Did he suck your arm?” and I say “Yes.” ( at this point I’m still super excited that he sucked my arm. Also Pee Wee didn’t look like a vamp while sucked my blood he just looked like his self) after that I wake up (I’m half asleep when I wake up so I realize I’m laying on the arm that got sucked,my right arm and I get off it try to preserve where he sucked it then I realize he never did)
Yes I think Pee Wee is sexy and I loved this dream just not the waking up part. But tell me what it means
plz ( P.S I’m 12 and yes I know what he did and why people hate him but it’s more of a turn on for me)

admin answers:
Hi, here are the symbols that I see.
To be in a space ship this is something that is unfamiliar to you. Can also symbolize a higher awareness. And also your ability to take off, soar to new heights and reach your goals.
The friend can just be in a dream playing as themselves or can symbolize a particular quality the two of you share. Can also symbolize a part of yourself that you like,
Forest is the mysterious, the unknown. Can’t see the forest for all the trees.
Trees is Family. Branching out. Going back to your roots.
Your dad’s house is your ideas, behaviors (good and bad) that began there. Could mean a need or desire to be taken care of just like you were back then. May indicate you are behaving childishly. Could be a reminder NOT to behave as you did back then nor to treat others as you were treated then.
When a celebrity makes a guest appearance in our dreams, he or she will symbolize our own star quality, or ability to”perform” and shine in life or in a particular situation.
Pee Wee is a comedian for children, but got kicked off the show after being caught doing the nasty..lol. You were playing poker with him, do you need to make room to “play” around with a certain decision? Or are you feeling heavily “criticized” about something you are saying or doing?
The qualities you associate with him just might be qualities YOU posses. Your star-studded dreams are telling you that you too are a star in your own right. As you venture down the red carpet of life, keep your head held high and lt your inner star shine!
The owl is the wiser older self, your ability to soar, to break free.
Blood is your energy, your life force, that which keeps you going.
You walked across the street..you are side tracked. Off the beaten path of life. And non conformity.
Porch..and houses symbolize the self, therefore porches symbolize extensions of the self.
Back is your strength, your ability to carry a heavy burden. Can also mean you need to or you have put something behind you, turn your back on something/someone.
You need to focus your attention on some things in your life and look closer.
Hope that helps, and good dreams to you…:)

Helen asks…
Would you buy this book?
Dueteronomy 14: Edible foods
IN the bible these are the foods that you are allowed to eat:
The ox (The mature believer who does what is right)
The sheep (who listen to God’s voice and follows him)
The goat (Who possess spiritual authority)
The deer (Who exemplifies virtue and moral goodness)
The gazelle (Who compares you to others)
The roebuck (The calm) ? reddish deer adapted to cold environments
The wild goat (Those ugly in their own eyes)
The Ibex (The confused and misguided)
(A goat that has very round curvaceous horns that are extremely long)
The Antelope (Basic transparent emotions)
Mountain Sheep (The pure)
Any animal that chews the cud and divides the hoof cleft in two is clean and ediable
Any attitude that divides its responsibilities evenly between God and man; lives by conscience and fully agrees with God’s will after attempting to do some of it is clean.
The Pig divides his responsibilities evenly between God and men, lives by conscience but does not fully agrees with God’s will after doing part of it because he is stingy about sharing God’s grace with others.
Out of those who divide the hoof and chew the cud, you should not eat these:
The camel: somebody who can go a long time without love
The hare: somebody who is wild and rambunctious
Rock Badger: Somebody who is cynical and selfishly adequate
Because they receive God’s will fully after digesting it, but do not share their responsibilities equally between God and men… (They are humanistic cynics who do not see or perceive God’s glory)
You may eat anything that has fins and scales out all all the dwell in the sea:
Of all that live dwell among one’s emotions:
Scales: Any personality that has weights, balances and measurements
Fins: Any life that relies on love to sustain itself
Any personality that does not have a weight, a balance and a measure and does not rely on love to sustain itself, you shall not digest. It is unclean for you.
Of all respectable social authorities you may eat, but you must not eat this:
Eagle: Somebody who will use their superior wisdom to scrutinize your emotions and judge you
Vulture: Somebody who neglects their emotioal welfare by sacrificing their time and energy in unprofitable ways
Osprey: Somebody who will manipulate your emotional nature to their advantage
Buzzard: An unfriendly person who uses people
Raven: Somebody that is wicked
Ostrich: Somebody that’s stuck up
The nighthawk: Somebody that’s condescending towards others for amoral or immoral reasons
The Sea gull: Somebody who scatters unpleasant burdens everywhere that they go.
Hawk: Somebody who worries a lot
The little owl: somebody who believes he is mature when he is not
The great owl: Somebody who believes he is superior because of his experiences
Desert owl: Somebody who has reached intellectual maturity without emotional understanding
Water hen: Somebody who doesn’t have a firm moral foundation
Carrion Vulture: Somebody who preys on your lack of spirituality
Cormonant: Somebody who relies on their image to attract people rather than their personality
Stork: Somebody who tries to claim possession of your mind
Heron: Somebody who distracts you
Hoopoe: A superficial person with no character
Bat: Somebody who doesn’t see or understand
Winged insects: All weak people that seek positions of honor are considered unclean
You must not eat anything that dies of itself, you may give it to alien residing in your towns for them to eat, or you may sell it to a foreigner.
You must not devour unclean attitudes, emotions, or authorities that no longer exist in judgment and hostility, let the repentance bring flavor and life to the pagan that you are given opportunity to witness to, or you may teach your own repentance to a foreigner. A holy person does not judge somebody who has changed

admin answers:
What part of this is a question?

John asks…
Do you have an animal totem?
So I always thought that the cat and the owl were my totems, but the last couple of weeks I have been doing some research and meditations on totems. I also read Ted Andrews book ‘Animal Speak’. I have dreamed of a bird that look like in my dreams an ‘OWL’. Turns out, and I have come to believe that this was actually a ‘HAWK’. Until this past year, I had only seen a hawk 2 or 3 times in my life, but just this year he has come probably more than 30 times, always bringing good news that evening or the next day. I did a meditation, where I came closer to a bird from behind, and when I was directly behind him, he turned his face around to look at me. I though it was a Falcon at first, with his spotted belly, but then did some research, and found out that falcons were no where near my area, but the hawk was. The hawk looks very much like the bird I have been seeing this past year. In Ted Andrews book he mentions, when the Hawk comes in your life he is there to stay as a Totem. It’s very strange though, because this past year I have really done a lot. I got my nurses aid liscense, got a new car, were buying a house, and I’m going back to school.
I also had read in his book that usually your totem is a wild animal, but can come in the form of a domestic animal during childhood. So I began to do some more research. Looking and learning that of wild cats.
If you know of the norse goddess Freya, her chariot is pulled by a lynx type cat, and wheres a helmet of a Falcon or “hawk” wings. (This is the goddess who I have become attracted to) and I honor the most. So I looked up on the Lynx. Also in Ted Andrews book he explains that you can be a lot like that of your totem, and when I was reading up on the lynx, It sounded JUST LIKE ME.
I also found that the hawk can live up to 14 years. The 14th Tarot card is the Temperance. Temperance being my life path card.
So I have went from the cat and owl, to the lynx and hawk. Very similar of course, but I feel a certain peace after these confusing and long discoveries.
Has anyone else had something like this happen to them?
*Love*Light*

admin answers:
It is not surprising that you had a connection with the cat and owl…
Native American tradition provides that each individual is connected with nine different animals that will accompany each person through life, acting as guides. Different animal guides come in and out of our lives depending on the direction that we are headed and the tasks that need to be completed along our journey.
Native beliefs further explain that a totem animal is one that is with you for life, both in the physical and spiritual world. Though people may identify with different animal guides throughout their lifetimes, it is this one totem animal that acts as the main guardian spirit.
With this one animal a connection is shared, either through interest in the animal, characteristics, dreams, or other interaction.

Mandy asks…
Ipod shuffle game!?:))?
Put your iPod/iTunes or WMP or whatever you use on shuffle, and which ever song comes up, that is the answer to the following questions, and NO CHEATING please:).
What’s your name? Someone’s Missing-Mgmt
What do you like to do for fun? Ripple-Grateful Dead
What are you afraid of? Incense and Peppermints-Strawberry alarm clock
What kinda people are you attracted to? In My Life-Beatles
Whats your style? I just can’t wait to be king-Lion King
What do you think about? The Christmas Waltz-She&Him
What’s your goal in life? Happy-Never Shout Never
What do you dream about? No One’s gonna love you-Band of Horses
What kinda food do you like? Honey-Spacemen 3
Where do you live? Two-The Antlers
What do you do when you wake up in the morning? Speak Now-Taylor Swift
What do you do on vacation? The Yacht club-Owl City
What is your job? Brian Eno-mgmt
If Obama called you on the phone what would you talk about? We don’t care-The Mangement(young mgmt, wow theyre coming up a lot:) )
If you were the president of the United States? Hold My Hand-Roland Albertson
What’s your motto? Seashell-SeaBear
Will I get Far In Life? Happier-A fine frenzy
What Is my Best Friend’s Theme Song? A book like this-Angus & Julia Stone
What is/Was High School Like? What you know-Two door cinema club
How Was Yesterday? Bad Day-Darwin Deez
What is my Love Life Like? Heroin-The Velvet Underground
What will my Parents Say To me on my wedding? The Cold swedish winter-Jens Lekman
What Song Will They Play On My Funeral? Minnesota, WI-Bon Iver
How Does The World See Me? Simple Math-Manchester Orechestra
What do My Friends Really Think Of Me? Blue-Dear Luna
What is the World Keeping a Secret Of Me? Three coins in a fountain-Frank SInatra
How Do I make Myself Happy? Silver Springs-Fleetwood Mac
What Should I Do With My Life? Oops! I did it again
Will I Have Children? All We ever wanted was everything-Bauhaus
What is Good Advice? Helplessness Blues-Fleet Foxes
What does everyone Else Think Of My Current Life? I can’t Explain-The Who
What Type Of Men/Women Do I like? Believe Me-Ellie Goulding
Where Will I Live? Pennyroyal tea-Nirvana
What Will My Dying Words Be-Future Reflections-MGMT
Will I live happily ever after? Rainbow Veins-Owl City
What did you think of this test? I think I’ll call you mine-Parlours

admin answers:
What’s your name? Again- Flyleaf
What do you like to do for fun? That should be me- Justin Bieber
What are you afraid of? Last Chance- Nicki Minaj ft. Natasha Beddingfield
What kinda people are you attracted to? Vampiresliveinmybrain- eatmewhileimhot!
Whats your style? Lovely- Breathe Carolina
What do you think about? Stuck in the moment- Justin Bieber
What’s your goal in life? Here we go again- Demi Lovato
What do you dream about? On the edge- Tokio Hotel
What kinda food do you like? Somebody to love- Justin Bieber
Where do you live? Ohio is for lover- Hawthorne Heights
What do you do when you wake up in the morning? Welcome to the Family- A day to remember
What do you do on vacation? Of sound and fury- LoveHateHero
What is your job? Screw the Standard- eatmewhileimhot!
If Obama called you on the phone what would you talk about? Thank you for the venom- My Chemical Romance
If you were the president of the United States? Gold digger- Kanye West
What’s your motto? All you ever knew- Eyes set to kill
Will I get Far In Life? When I come around- Green day
What Is my Best Friend’s Theme Song? Dangerous- Kardinal Offishall
What is/Was High School Like? The listening- Eyes set to kill
How Was Yesterday? Beside you- Marianas Trench
What is my Love Life Like? Blue burns orange- Hawthorne Heights
What will my Parents Say To me on my wedding? If I leave- A day to remember
What Song Will They Play On My Funeral? Dark Fantasy- Kanye West
How Does The World See Me? Risen- Eyes set to kill
What do My Friends Really Think Of Me? Celebrity Status- Marianas Trench
What is the World Keeping a Secret Of Me? Save me- Nicki Minaj
How Do I make Myself Happy? The price we pay- A day to remember
What Should I Do With My Life? I am on your side- Hawthorne Heights
Will I Have Children? So far so great- Demi Lovato
What is Good Advice? Im not okay (I promise)- My chemical romance
What does everyone Else Think Of My Current Life? Motivation- Sum 41
What Type Of Men/Women Do I like? If it means a lot ot you- A day to remember
Where Will I Live? Ring a ling- Black eyed peas
What Will My Dying Words Be? I shake I move- LMFAO
Will I live happily ever after? Did it on’em- Nicki Minaj
What did you think of this test? Yes- LMFAO
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